What type of football fan is your Dad? Follow our ‘Guide-O-Graphic’ and find out now! Have fun watching football with your dad. Print out our fun checklist and find out what kind of football fan he is.
Types of football fans:
- The Executive
Wears a business suit to matches
Only sits in the most expensive VIP seats
Celebrates victories with champers - The Fanatic
Always the first to get the new strip
Often hangs out in packs of two or more
Won’t show up to matches without full kit, wig, claxon, etc. - The Chanter
Can be heard over the rest of the crowd
Finds any excuse to break into a footie song
Can make any sentence work to any tune he wants - The Traditionalist
Has loyally supported one team all his life
Starts every sentence with ‘In my day…’
Always wears a trusty scarf that dates back to 1952 - The Glory Supporter
Changes his team more than he changes his socks
Proudly brags he’s been a lifelong fan (always denies the past)
Never buys a full team strip (it’s evidence) - The Know It All
Never wrong, Conversely, the ref is never right
DOES understand the offside rule (and constantly explains it)
Starts every sentence with ‘If that was me…’
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